SEO Jokes, Humor, Meme & Quotes

SEO Jokes

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SEO Jokes

 

Q. What do an SEO and a part-time chiropractor fix?

A. Backlinks.

What does an SEO and a part time chiropractor fix. Backlinks
What do an SEO and a part-time chiropractor fix? Backlinks.

 

 

Q. What is an SEO’s favorite music?

A. Heavy Meta.

What is an SEO’s favorite music. Heavy Meta
What is an SEO’s favorite music? Heavy Meta.

 

That’s what you call reciprocal links.

That's what you call reciprocal links.
That’s what you call reciprocal links.

 

The Airport called. They want us to add more landing pages.

The Airport called. They want us to add more landing pages
The Airport called. They want us to add more landing pages.

 

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, taproom, drinkery, public house, drinking establishment, gin mill, beer joint, barroom, lounge…

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, taproom, drinkery, public house, drinking establishment, gin mill, beer joint, barroom, lounge...
An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, taproom, drinkery, public house, drinking establishment, gin mill, beer joint, barroom, lounge…

 

The parrot appreciation society got in touch. They’re having duplicate content issues.

The parrot appreciation society got in touch. They're having duplicate content issues
The parrot appreciation society got in touch. They’re having duplicate content issues.

 

Penguins have been left out of the Antarctic world cup team. They caused too many penalties.

Penguins have been left out of the Antarctic world cup team. They caused too many penalties
Penguins have been left out of the Antarctic world cup team. They caused too many penalties.

 

Q. What did the victim say to the SEO stalker?

A. Nofollow!

What did the victim say to the SEO stalker. Nofollow
What did the victim say to the SEO stalker? Nofollow!

 

Loft installation site got in touch. They have problems with their conversions.

Loft installation site got in touch. They have problems with their conversions
Loft installation site got in touch. They have problems with their conversions.

 

How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, light, bulb, light source, incandescent lamp, lighting, lamp, luminant?

How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, light, bulb, light source, incandescent lamp, lighting, lamp, luminant?
How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, light, bulb, light source, incandescent lamp, lighting, lamp, luminant?

 

A trampoline company called today. They have a high bounce rate.

A trampoline company called today. They have a high bounce rate.
A trampoline company called today. They have a high bounce rate.

 

Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
SEO Expert: It needs an ALT Tag.

Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty SEO Expert: It needs an ALT Tag
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
SEO Expert: It needs an ALT Tag.

(Contributed by Cher Cunningham)


SEO Memes

 

Yeah. if you could give us number #1 rank on Google by tomorrow, that would be great.

Yeah if you could give us number 1 rank on Google by tomorrow, that would be great
Yeah. if you could give us number #1 rank on Google by tomorrow, that would be great.

 

Hello, is it links you’re looking for?

Hello is it links you're looking for
Hello, is it links you’re looking for?

 

And that is how SEO is done.

And that is how SEO is done
And that is how SEO is done.

 

One Does Not Simply Get to Page 1 on Google.

One Does Not Simply Get to Page 1 on Google
One Does Not Simply Get to Page 1 on Google.

 

Penguin 4.0 Update, Traffic Increases 10 fold.

Penguin 4.0 Update, Traffic Increases 10 fold
Penguin 4.0 Update, Traffic Increases 10 fold.

More SEO Humor

 

Meanwhile… On Page 2 of Google.

Meanwhile... On Page 2 of Google
Meanwhile… On Page 2 of Google.

 


SEO Quotes

 

The objective is not to make your links appear natural. The objective is that your links are natural
The objective is not to make your links appear natural. The objective is that your links are natural. – Matt Cutts

 

Google only loves you when everyone else loves you first
Google only loves you when everyone else loves you first. – Wendy Piersall

 

The best link building strategy is to create something awesome and let everyone know about it
The best link building strategy is to create something awesome and let everyone know about it. – Tim Soulo

 

User Experience Optimization
User Experience Optimization.

 

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